Stephen

That's what I'll do! Yes something nice. Today I got up, had a piece of toast and contemplated leaving the house. Which I did at 9:45 awakened by my 16 month year old nephew who had come to stay. He offered me his small car but I declined as I had already eaten.

The GOD DAMN CAR started, but only just and I gave the battery some nice juice and drove down the A19 to the land of toxic crap. Middlesbrough.

I was in this nice stupid class where the lady told us this story about cheese being like change or something, and how all of these mice  reacted to it in different ways. I fell asleep.

We actually WALKED up to the 10th floor and good old Tony came ever so close to dropping me in it by saying 'if Claire ***** can do it' (Claire not real name) so can we!

So I said: "Who that git fat lass? Fat arse like".

She was only 2 floors up. But apparently did not hear.

Then I went to work and was not allowed to book a holiday for the Roma game, but he is letting me finish a bit earlier, so woo hoo!

... If I'm at college at this early time I PROABABLY will develop a bad cough.

See ya.

Yes they've done it again... how can the good people who SHOULD leave comments read about my hilarious misadventures of drinking, working too much and watching football/geek crap?

How?

My font size is screwed, I've been watching repeats of 'V' and wanted to wax lyrical about it and now I can't upload any images. And the Punto again has crapped out on me and the windscreen wiper mechanism went and cost me 150 quid (probably saving my liver for a while).

AARGH!!!!

Oh well at least copy 'n paste works....

Haha! You don't get away so easy! God that Diana in V was sexy for a rat/human ass eating lizard. But come on, the Visitors couldn't all be such suck shots!

Why is Sci Fi so over 30 centered and dull now? Friggin' Scott Bakula. Frigging Geeks. If you disagree and like Scott Bakula and the Star Ship Enterprise in the past made in the future thingy: LEAVE A COMMENT! God noone reads this! EVEN YOU DAVE!!

Quantam Leap was ok I suppose... 

See ya!

There is some stupid 'f@rt button' on the top of this site. DON'T press it cos A. I hate toilet humour and B. It seems to give you spyware and takes you to an ad site.

I know I don't update much but I saw that and it pissed me off! Get the damn thing off my blog NOW!

Meanwhile nothing is happening except I am moving teams at work (hope there's hot chickies where I'm going) and taking 'incoming calls' so if you ring up _____, which is a _____ company, you might hear my sweet voice! Woo hoo (nah calls suck. At least I won't be sucked into stupid ongoing cock ups anymore!)

Also I am going to watch Boro play Stuttgart in the UEFA Cup... on the radio they said it was classic England V Germany action but that is b.s. as not that many of the players will be English or German. Idiots.

Yes I have just rewatched the game where Boro beat Chelsea on Sky and My God, How? 3-0? It was a good game though, and seeing those cockney gets go home with nowt was fantastic! Also, as the season ticket is still technically the other fella's, I had to sit in a different seat today, and it was more like the Gallowgate end, as I was further up... away from the fucking kids and pensioners! Oh and Newcastle won 2-1 at Villa... waiting for that to come on...

Oh by the way Bobby Robson was also present somewhere in the west stands wearing what appeared to be a Newcastle scarf... Good lad!

Type in rude words into the 'search' block on the top of peoples' blogs!

See how much you swear! Woo hoo!Hurrah as the cushion says!

Well once again my stupid course has managed to diddle me out of 16 quid a month at my part time job by having a lecture 'til 4:00pm on a Monday... Had to seriously screw my hours around to fit everything in. Well a little bit, but you get the picture. £16.00 sterling. Bastards.

Meanwhile, the last placements criteria are now: 1. No backshifts 2. No Weekends 3. No Wankers (lots of them where I've been).

Yawn. Saw that Young Sherlock Holmes film just a second ago while waiting to go to work... Very nice. "Holmes will solve the crime!" "The game is afoot!"

Kind of a Temple of Doom rip off with that Egyptian temple thing under the streets of London (yeah right!)

Makes you wonder though, it could have been a whole series of films and made Speilberg and Amblin a whole load of lovely cash if the Conan Doyle estate hadn't intervened and said 'No more!'

... Those poor dreadful Americans. All you want to do is entertain normal, hardworking people and some get related to a dead opium addict says you have to pack it in! You could have had the sequel where Sherlock discovers the Victorian joys of opium (... I AM NOT CONDONING COCAINE/HEROIN ABUSE! IN THE NOVELS HOLMES WAS A SMACKHEAD! REALLY!!!).

Apparently they also went nuts about the hollogram deck/android in Star Trek moments as Holmes.

Yawn. See ya!

Here is Michael Owen's Player Diary/Blog:

http://spaces.msn.com/worldcup-uk/

He goes on about his poorly little toe a lot but he's a good lad. Might try and get him to read my blog... yeah righ!

I'm interested to note that he thinks tactics are things for 'management' to worry about... Just tap it in son! Let the big lads do the work, then take a bad tackle and jobs a good 'un... a few weeks off! Hurrah!

Well on one cold afternoon in February our hero, the lad Clak, Davey boy went on a plane to our fair colonies to whip them into shape. By golly, after losing the two horse, pointless race that was The Ashes, they are going to need it.

Anyway Dave Shine on you crazy diamond. Don't post nowt rude on this website or the blog police will hunt you down!

Dave on the left by the way: But then... I think the picture above implied that. The Dru Man Child Park on the right. This was at Xmas in some pub in HAAARTLEEEE-POOL. (Say in the correct pronunciation).

Meanwhile, I am waiting to go to work and can't go to the gym as the bastard rowing machine sets my whiplash back off. As I found out yesterday: That lil bastard is going to pay!

See ya with more tales of woe!

Yep they had to tell me 4 days earlier that I had passed the placement, cause I was very wound up...

I WILL start writing this thing properly shortly but I've been busting my ass (as they say in our old colonies) and am absolutely knackered and can't bear to look at the computer because it is the evil thing that I had to do my work on to me at the moment.

Well I hope you will continue to read this crap and I'll see ya!