Stephen

Yes it's bitter sweet sadness kids cos it's my LAST day of summer. No more fun! Out of bed early. Sigh. Oh and in other news I have been unwittingly flirting with a MARRIED WOMAN! WHAAAT?!!! Yes that's right even though she only looked about 21/22 she is married....

Now that's just... depressing. Oh well, no time for that cos tomorrow afternoon I am going on the ward for the first time. And Newcastle are playing Manchester United and it is the 2nd half and we aren't losing yet! Cool huh? Well, I'm sure we'll fall apart at some point. pretty depressing.

Anyway soon the leaves will all turn brown and that light summer breeze will be replaced by a winter's chill. And I will have to work like a frigging dog again, while my 20's slip out from under me. Ah can the maudlin bollocks. I'm sure tomorrow afternoon I will be like a well scrubbed walking corpse .

See ya'll later I'll try and post and say how all this goes....

(P.S. Just spell checked and 'frigging' and 'bollocks' are not words Blog.com recognises. I learned something today...)

 ... or i'd be screwed! Yes that was my drunken post and Newcastle lost to Arsenal and I was a bit down in the dumps and being a VERY melancholy drunk I decided to wax lyrical about women/feeling depressed due to lack of.

Oh my God! I really did say all of that...

The lesson: computers and mobile phones do not mix with being inebriated. Remember that.

Yes that is the Gundam song and that. It is pretty good. I am drunk right now and have a week off... unless Mr C (my bud and boss) rings me up says you fool you put the wrong week off!!!! Get to work. Well that probably will not happen. but who knows today I would like to talk about DEPRESSING Anime moments such as when Shinji strangles Asuka in the dream sequence bit in End of Evagelion. Actually, looking back that was kewl!!! And fucked up! But erm there are plenty of other dodgy anime moments. Aren't you glad you don't just watch soaps! Well Tiffanee's blog is not online, but it is very amusing!! Please read at your leisure. Anyway, my whole lovelife is very un-not-happening however the X ward girl reminds me very much of a kids TV presenter called Kirsten O'Brien (you real sexy iof u reading  this not that you will be but hey I'm not a stalker if you are and besides you gotta be older than me!!!! Not that you aren't a babe though). However, my friends all say she is ugly (the tv girl) and I am an idiot. Perhaps I am. And I bet she hates anime and especially Fafner. Cos it's new. Perhaps she likes Urusei Yatsura though. That show rocks!

(hey Tiff I made a pass at a minor celebrity! Hey I'm a nurse an angel of mercy! I'll make a pass at whoever I want cos I am 'a good person'! And it's justified!!! Woo hoo)

DO YOU HAVE A MINOR CELEBRITY STEVIE COULD TRY AND GET IT ON WITH?! PLEASE LEAVE A COMMENT MY GOD HE WILL TRY!!!

Going to the pub because it's time for another Stevie week off.. Which means spending all money on day 2 or 3 and stopping in doing nowt except the usual. I have been forced to take incoming calls for my company (anon). Grrr now need drink.

And also may have been a bit too nudge nudge wink wink when inquiring whether the 3rd year on the new ward I was going on was still there or getting a job. Y'see I have this theory that she will use her Desperate-ometer to phase me out if I am not too careful. (Desperate-ometers available at www.blaupunckt.com along with Gaydar TM and Beer Goggles).

I just wanna say that erm... well I don't want ANY of the main Gundam Seed Destiny Charas to die. That includes Shinn (my man he's psycho) and Athrun and Kira and Ray and Lunamaria. Yeah Guys on the Minerva and Archangel let's see an end to war and have a happy ending in this world of suicide bombers, fundamentalists blowing things up and politicians who just go and blow up the countries of these fundamentalists. Cos let's face it to Uncle T ony and Mr Bush a London bus is worth 75 mosques... Where will it all end?(wasn't I just talking about an anime?! Well Gundam Seed and Destiny are very post 9/11 in my eyes. I think there's a lesson in those purty pictures of stuff blowing up if you look hard enough). Peace out.

Ok when I said she was 'stacked for a 15 year old' I meant the character design was unrealistic. I AM NOT A PERVO LOLITA COMPLEX GUY who tries it on with young girls.

Oh yeah that link for Bandai's site doesn't work. Sorry!

Just though I'd like to talk about a show I saw a while back. BEFORE it got licensed. (Hem hem) Not that it is licensed in the UK....

Ok this is a nice story about this blonde girl who is a beeyatch who lives in a fantasy world with her brother and sister. Only she is in reality a Princess and the rather unfortunate subject of a prophecy that said she was the poison who would destroy the world. So her dad, the king or something, being the prize wanker that he is decided to get this bloke who was a knight to chuck her down some very big cliffs. What a tosser. The king bloke. Not the knight. Y'see he had to earn a living and went away to agonise about this heinous act SPOILER!! (bugger)

Right so erm she ends up with a bro and a sis who aren't blonde and have black hair and she is raised as their sister until some big hard men who work for the king the wanker come after them and kill their dad. BASTARD! What a tosser...

So they go on the run and their story begins. Pacifica, the 'Scrapped Princess' is quite stacked for a 15 year old though. Bloody hell man it's a cartoon... I mean an Anime.

YOU STEPHEN CROSS WHO HAVE CALLED AN ANIME SHOW A CARTOON MUST BE WHIPPED WITH A LARGE TWIG. SEVERAL TIMES.

Ah go see this! You can't get it where I live without breakin' the law or splashing the cash however!

scrappedprincess.bandai-ent.com

(Sue me and die Bandai... I'm a poet and don't know it. Get this damn show on TV in the UK! Or release a boxset. No frickin' 20 quid for 4 episodes! A BOXSET! I'll buy it!) 

Went to the opticians today and apparently my right eye has a warped conrnea, which apparently isn't serious but I have to go and see a consultant doctor who will probably tell me to wear contacts. I HATE contacts. Well anyway, I have to get my new glasses next week. Didn't get designer frames (please, WHY?! ripoff). Just had a dodgy chicken madras from the local Tandoori. Stopping in tonight to get over the booze shakes as all of my mates have not returned from Newquay (Welsh place. Surfers go there. But my mates don't surf. Like Charles Manson he didn't surf).

Yes it finally had to happen: I am staying home this weekend. Let's see if I go crazy ph33r my n33d 4 b33r. Stop reading Megatokyo. Well today I went to my part time job and it did not smell quite as bad as it normally does but then again... yeah it did. This girl I went out with a couple of times before I was a part timer gave me a strange look. Beeyatch. (She tried to get me fired cause I said "drop dead" to her one day aaaaages ago... Hey she started it).

Then I went to the gym and now I have finished watching Newcastle United lose to Deportivo (we got relegated to the Intertoto cup from UEFA but now we're out... bloody football).

Yes Bob it's a game of two halves. Funny old game (shurrup).

What will I do tonight? Nothing but I have to say...

I Don't Like

Roald Dahl.

Glad we got that over with....

So anyway the damn exhaust pipe fell off my Fiat Friggin Hairdresser's car Punto right after the Jolly Boy's Outing on Saturday and most of my bonus from work has been spent on gettng it fixed!

....(Long story short: I was broke since Xmas and finally paid myself out of the crap and now I'm right back where I started! I actually had money as well. God, this REALLY is ... Beyond words!)

That's it! £140.00. Gone WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!