As of today, we are through the looking glass... Mere seconds ago, during the Tottenham-Fulham F.A. Cup 5th Round game I saw an advert for Hi Tec Trainers saying merely: "Enjoy our shoes."
They were shite. Jack Bauer wouldn't stand for this crap... Hang on. Nope never seen it.
The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time (Vintage Contemporaries) by Mark Haddon
Some kid with Aspergers syndrome tries to solve the murder of a dog. And then fibds out it was his dad. Ha! Spoiler!
Round Ireland with a Fridge by Tony Hawks
Picto-tastic!
Who's the B*****d in the Black? : Confessions of a Premiership Referee by Jeff Winter
"He's put me ad on. He's a top fella I'll see you all next Season at Darlo where they make me go. Fuckin' ell can I not watch the team I support" Jeff. No Jeff: they remember that you were a naughty boy at Ayresom Park and have barred you! Bwahahaha! There's only one Stevie Gibson!
She looks like a lesbian. Who has red sauce on her chips.
Who the F**K Are Arctic Monkeys
yeah right
Jeff Wayne's Musical Version Of The War Of The Worlds
The chances of anything coming from Mars will now be significantly more than 1 million to one, they say. Just got a GCSE!
Listen with the commentary on for the full geek experience, in a series that mocks geeks, written by geeks, some jokes about Al Qaeda etc.
We know someone who looks exactly like Peter Griffin and shares his name. It is more than coincidence: There is mystical energy at work.
It is a nice film.
