Shit Z list celebrity of the week I would like to do unspeakable sexual things to: The bint off my family.
The name of the actress is Siobhan Hayes, and she is so shit I couldn't even get a decent picture of her. But you saw her pants in one episode and the label on her knickers in another. Also, she has blonde hair and looks thick as fuck, so that is reason enough for my hormones to kick in. Shame she was the first off Strictly Come Dancing. She could have gone scantily clad.
Whaddya you think Dirk?
Dirk: You're tripping kid. She's a dawg. Here, have some Hummous. And chickpeas. Like Monster munch but nutritious.Me: You were my childhood hero! NOOOO! Why are you so dull?
Siobhan: Wow, to think, me in an interview with Dirk Benedict! Front row! No more crappy parts on The Bill now.
Richard Hatch: Apparently I got off with the Tax Fraud and am still in that remake on Sky One. That's on Tuesday nights (another thousand bucks for the IRS). God I'm handsome. Come on Stephen, back in the hot tub!
Mr T: Wait for me fool!
