Me Vs The Faceman: Exclusive post BB interview.
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Me: Ok Dirk it's me. Mr Cross. Do the lights in the house give you headaches? And how come no one has a wank or owt?
Dirk: Yeah baby. God that Shilpa's on fucking sexy Lady. i love diversity.
Me: Why do you smoke cigars and eat health food? That's fucking stupid.
Dirk: Erm... Actually I'm boring in real life. And live in Montana and am cruel to hamsters.
Me: Oh well fuck off then. Apollo was better than you and B.A. and Hannibal AND Murdoch were better in the A Team.
Dirk: Yeah. I agree. Bye bye.
